Category: Let's talk
Apparently Becky aka lesbian nipple butter has trouble finding a suitable screen name. She changes screen names more often than Jared changes under wear.
However, merely for a few points she has chosen the worse screen name ever. It's not the lezbian (I'm not anti-gay), it's not the nipple (I think for every nipple there is a mouth to suckle it), it's the butter that bothers me. Have you ever smelled butter? It smells like rancid milk drudging up thoughts of smegma or other rotten bodily secretions; , and this rancid substance is what she chooses to put in her screen name.
So, I'd like to offer a billion points to the zoner who comes up with the most ... name for ms. Becky bucktooth. I'll be the final judge and the contest ends on Saturday May 9, 2009. I'll hope to get Becky's help on choosing a suitable screen name. But The judge's decision is final.
Please, please, get those names rolling in so she'll change that God awful name.
Bob
why should she change her name? just because you don't care for something doesn't mean it needs to be different.
How many times can you post a name? I saw someone a long time ago who had the username Beeping Becky, and I thought it was very cool and original. I'll come back, though. If that's allowed, anyway.
Here's a few I came up with:
Buckeye Becky
Lady of Laughter
Sensational Sports Lover
Bookworm Becky
Cat-Crazed Cutie
Mystery Of The Mind
Luscious Libra
Well, I agree, I didn't like the name lesbian nipple butter either.
It actually made me think of a shot, so along that line...
duck fart
slippery nipple
Cowboy Cocksucker
Flaming Dr. Pepper
Maybe I'll post again, stepping away from the shot sector. *grin*
Bob, I'll kill you for this.
For those of you who don't know the whole story, CameronMcTeapot is the one who came up with the name. I never would have chosen it on my own. But I do admit to being a points whore and doing it for Cam's points (and other people gave me points too).
I was planning to go back to LibraLady on May 20, which is the earliest date I can change my name again according to the rules. But some of the suggestions from SunshineAndRain are worth considering.
How about, Hot Lesbian Nipple Butter?
Butter is delicious.
Ok, read your profile a bit. Here are some suggestions.
Libra Cat
Buck-Eyed Becky
O'eyed'O
I'll come back for more!
Ooh, how about to the point, change your name to...
Bob, I'll kill you for this.
i'd like to point out that it was actually my topic asking for new username suggestions that caused this whole lesbian nipple butter thing! so i almost ended up with that name myself!!!!! but i think this is all a big setup and there's something becky, cam, raaj and others are not mentioning!!! it was designed to irritate me and i don't like it!!!! i even considered reporting the username to the staff, but i really can't be bothered right now!!!!! cam wouldn't give me the points anyway even if i did change my username!!!!!
okay, i'm done!
Get over it, pocket PC. Maybe if you'd been quicker instead of assuming people won't meet their end of the bargon, you might have got the name and the points. But, too late, she cried, waving her wooden leg.
Hmm, that'll be my nomination, Wooden Leg Woman. Dunno why, I might come back when I think of something more creative... lol
Get a grip Pocket PC. By the way, I already came up with Buckeyed Becky.
Oh, mine was Buck-eye Becky. Sorry.
Polka dots and Moonbeams - very creative ideas. Maybe I won't kill Bob after all. Although there's nothing wrong with torturing him a bit...
Two that come to mind are book babe, and paperback reader.
Lou
Oops Sunshine Rain, I should have paid more attention. *Smile*
I noticed your birthday is in Autumn, my favorite season!
Libra Leaves?
I like the Luscious Libra idea.
And Pocket PC, maybe you should change your name to pocket Pissing PC, cause you always seem to piss about any and everything going on here. Jeeze!
Are you sure your parents never considered buying you a one way ticket and sending you off to the moon for good, tied to a rocket?
I like libra lady, yes i know, unoriginal, but I can usually guess what the topic will be under if I see Libra Lady when I'm using links list. So I'll see'
Libra Lady
<insert joke title here>
Me: hits enter.
Mike.
lol, Book Beck?
Lady of the Leaves?
Bob I'll kill you for this? Oh wait someone already said that...
Hmm, how about Libran Liberation?
Well, I do read a lot, so Book Beck and some of the other suggestions related to books are good.
what about Bucking Becky! lol
lol what about, Don't Buck with the Beck.
Or BuckYouUPBecky... I'm having way too much fun with this aren't I?
BuckTheBecky?
Becky the bucker
A buck for becky
A book for becky
lmao i'll stop!!!
Dammit! I forgot about Buck-Around Becky.
Brainless but Busty Becky, I think it fits her quite well.
Wow, this board cracks me up. To Turricane, who posted way early, you're too serious. Can't you take a joke? That's how Bob meant it. Q, way to go on your commentary. I can think of a few names for PocketPC, too, but I won't post them here. And, Becky, I'll try and think up some creative ones, though I do like some of the suggestions Brandi gave earlier in this board.
Becky, this is no offense to you, but are we really wasting board space for such a topic?
Apparently we are. And, no offense taken. LOL
PrincessBeckyBoobycakes
I suggest "Hot Single and Half Dressed", just to make sure she'll amake a lot of teenage male friends.
Bob, see what you've started? I will get you for this.
Teardrop, most of the boards on here could probably be considered a waste of space, at least by someone. Grin.
u might not agree with this, but how about becky bozac *smile*
Please, don't insult Becky like that. It might be a banning offense. *Playful grin*
Don't think so. I'll pay Becky a quadrillion points if she changes her name to Becky Bozak. lol
a billion points? come on that's nothing, I'll add a trillian to the mix.
I've currently got so many points that JAWS doesn't even know how to say it. So the offers of a billion and a trillion points are wasted. Besides, I am not changing my name again for any amount of points. When 30 days has passed from the day I took this name, I will either go back to LibraLady or one of the names suggested above. So far, a few of the suggestions are tempting. So keep up the suggestions.
We know Becky and Bob have a thing going so what about blbobby's busty broad?
I like her original name, or book worm Becky and I don't need the points so if i win send them to a person who is new.
why not as bobecky? bob plus becky is equal to bobecky. lol.
Raaj.
Brian, what do you mean you like my "original" name? My very first name on here, which would be the original, was cat lover. I'm not going back to that.
Oh I only know you as libra lady.
Krunchy-Phraugue. Pay attention to the spelling.
Ok a play on your interest in reading.
beck worm. lol
if none of these names are satisfying you, stick on with 757, then.
Honestly, I've started keeping the user id's in memory these days rather than keeping their frequent crincky wincky nick names. lol.
Raaj.
I like Bobecky! That one is cool! Window eyes read it well!
Ooh, has anyone suggested BobCat?
I like BobCat. I also like your idea, Raaj. I don't like seeing user names with a bunch of numbers after or before the name, but just having my user ID number as my username is a cool idea.
More Ideas:
Libra Cat
Ohio's #1 Buckeye fan
Columbus Cutie
Bobcat Babe
Hey, if you have anything else you'd like to share with us, that would help us pick more names, that would be cool. However, I've gotten a lot of useful info just from your profile.
LOL Everyone has come up with so many good suggestions. I'm beginning to feel overwhelmed. Too many choices, too few name changes left. LOL
How many name changes does a zoner get?
I think standard members get one per year? Someone correct me if I'm wrong. I'm premium, and I've renewed my premium membership through April 2011, so I got an extra name change for each year extended. I already had one, so before taking this name I had a total of three. You have to keep your name for at least 30 days before you can change it again. After I change back to LibraLady, or whatever name I pick, I'll have one left. I'd like to find a name I really like and want to stick with. I really didn't think I'd ever change it again after picking LibraLady until this dare came along. LOL
so do you have a couple of favorites?
well becky yu could always change it to pepsi ice cube booby queen or the no .1 lottery fan or the ice cube queen cruncher
smiles maybe i should change mine what do yu thing
OK folks, I've made a decision and will be starting a new board topic to give my decision and properly respond to those who have made suggestions. Today is Bob's deadline, so no more suggestions please.
just to clear up the question about changing ur username. standard members have 1 change and that's it! however, if u get a premium membership, u will receive an additional change every time u renew/extend ur premium membership. remember, once u change ur username, u must wait at least 30 days before u can change it again (assuming u have another username change available). also, accounts which have been disabled in the past loose the ability to change their username.
hope this clears things up a bit!
Here are some ideas.
Librated dilapidation
Cosmic ember
Velvet knife